Glancing at the mayflowers growing wild in my yard it looks just like the face of Jesus. What do I do?

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Glancing at the mayflowers growing wild in my yard it looks just like the face of Jesus. What do I do?
Build an altar and make it the new christian mecca, charging admission. In the process learn to preach so that you can also charge money for tithes and offerings while you preach. Then by the time the flowers die you will have enough money to move to Bora Bora.
Reply:QUICK... take a pic, post it on Catholic sites, and charge people..no wait- call it a "donation" and let people make a pilgrimage to your yard to see and pray by this miracle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





It's a MIRACLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Reply:Read up on apophenia.
Reply:Take your medication.
Reply:give God all the praise he's the one who put the flowers there and if you don't know him as your Saviour, well then you need to
Reply:Perhaps you spend too much time staring at the flowers in your yard. I recommend a hobby.
Reply:Sell them on ebay
Reply:Step away from the crack pipe!
Reply:bow down and worship the holy flower...?!
Reply:The face of who? How do you know what Jesus looked like?